me: *sends friend a message at 3 am*
friend: *responds*
me: woah woah there what are you doing up go the fuck to sleep this isn’t healthy
wife is pregnant, due any day
suddenly the contractions start
“CAN’T, WON’T, I’M, HAVEN’T, DON’T, ISN’T" she says
“doc, it appears the contractions are worsening,” the nurse says.
in between breaths, the wife gasps and screeches, “Y’ALL’D’VE”
This is literally the most heart warming story I have read on Twitter so far.
I think this is exactly what friends should do, and I feel everyone deserves people like this.
one of my favourite moments is when i’m sitting on a toilet completely drunk and i just smile and nod at myself in silence
if someone made me a playlist and said smth along the lines “this is for you” or “these songs reminds me of you” i would literally combust
“The only thing that separates women of color from anyone else is opportunity. You cannot win an Emmy for roles that are simply not there.”
- Viola Davis, the first black woman to win an Emmy for Best Lead Actress in a Drama Series.
when women say “i hate men” they mean it in the “stop hurting me and my sisters” kind of way, not the “i want to rape, murder and oppress you” way. you know, the way men hate women.
*tear in my heart comes on shuffle*
*skips**tear in my heart comes on the radio*
FUC K HOM YGOD SOMETIMES U GOTT A BLEED TO KNOW!! FUCK